LUKE, why did you make my break my vow? I tried to like you. You are the closest I have ever come to knowing someone on American Idol.....butFriends don’t let friends drive drunk.
Friends don’t date their friends ex’s.
Friends don’t criticize another friend’s college classmates- who made it to the top 12 of American Idol. UNLESS, he sings “ Wake me up before you FN GoGo” on national television. (My ears are still bleeding)
George Michael hasn’t sang “Wake me up....." in 20 years for a reason. That is one song that should never ever ever be covered again.
( the following review is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to offend anyone, especially those who may know Luke and/ or who’s parents own and operate the best meat producing farm in North American. Hopefully this honest and entertaining review won’t interrupt the writer’s receipt of beef BBQ & bacon..with that said)
LUKE SUCKED!
Embarrassing, and I “aint” talking about the story about being forced to wear a tutu as kid, the said photographic proof but trying to reach a George Micheal high note that was actually left in 1984. Luke forced Paula to lie ( she LOVED it?! What is love?! …now that is the song he shouda sang) and she stuttered and stammered but leave it to Simon to keep it real “Up in here.” The “I thought it was too girly” reference was a low blow but Simon made even me wince when he verbalized what I was thinking (Not hoping Ellen..just thinking )…. that Luke was done for the rest of the season.
There was a pro :
Luke’s goatee was working and he can always find a job as a stunt double for Luke Perry or Hugh Jackman.
Okay, I am done. The pain is over. (Relax and release )
I wonder if I need to become a vegan? - DJRR
4 comments:
I concur. He did suck. The second that song started playing, I cringed. And I didn't stop until it was allll over.
And it probably will really be all over for him tomorrow night.
I feel cheated.
It was BAAAAAAD! That song should have stayed in the 80's where it belonged.
Thanks Ellen for sharing DJRR's blog with me!
Robert, great job!
Dread lock boy got my vote last night Robert - and I also concur with your analysis of the performances last night. Danny HAS GOT TO GOOOOOOOOOOOO, omg he is terrible, in EVERY sense of the word. he cannot sing, dance or dress and he should just go ahead and get his sex change over with.....
It was BAAAAAD!!! He def. should have left that song in the 80's where it belonged.
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